言身 发表于 2007-5-30 10:34   只看TA 1楼
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前台小姐和老外的对话(暴笑!英语好的可能看不懂)

英语刚刚入门的还可以猜意思,These is Chinglish,中式英语。。。
如果看不懂的还是不要折磨你的脑子了。

好,下面给出内容:

昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就 面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?” 
老外:“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people
have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
   老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
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该用户匿名发帖 发表于 2007-5-30 11:15   只看TA 2楼
== 那个老外应该会疯掉吧 中文英文一起用 厉害阿 果然是高手
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幸运转向超人 发表于 2007-5-30 11:42   只看TA 3楼
别说,这个前台小姐的词汇量倒还可以,汉语的语法么,也不错:s_22:
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